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Solid Pieces of Barney Stinson Life Advice


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1. “Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can’t. You’re way out of practice and she’s way too hot for you. So, remember, it’s not about scoring. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t.”

2. “Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.”

3. “Cray Cray gotta go bye bye, before you get stabbed stabbed.”

4. “Wingmanship is a two way street.”

5. “Suits are full of joy. They’re the sartorial equivalent of a baby’s smile.”

6. “Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel, because she’s got brothers.”

7. “Let me tell you about a little thing I like to call ‘mind over body’ … You see, whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.”

8. “Dibs” Dibs means dibs. Don’t ever break dibs!